1 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:21,810 Oh, my God. 2 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:23,370 Oh, my God. 3 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:31,570 You had 10 minutes alone by yourself down here. 4 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:33,670 And yet you didn't even try to escape. 5 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:37,430 And why is that? 6 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:43,430 Because you're the greatest person that's ever lived. 7 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:47,310 No matter how... 8 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:54,200 How many times I scared you, booed, or threatened you. 9 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,840 You still believed that I was good. 10 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:04,280 And that is why you will always be my favorite. 11 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,340 After all. 12 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,320 They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. 13 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,680 I'm not so sure. 14 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,730 Major deja vu. 15 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,330 Joanie said it best. 16 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:05,950 I look at life from both sides now. 17 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:15,470 Good old days. 18 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:22,750 Cute little lake. 19 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:26,570 Cute little town. 20 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,810 Yellow door. 21 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:40,590 Hmm. 22 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,230 What is time? 23 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:48,530 Hmm. 24 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:50,650 A little moody up here. 25 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:56,170 Yes. A little bit ominous. 26 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,470 A bit interesting. 27 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:02,010 All right. Let's see. 28 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:05,970 Wanted someone to film me for the day. No questions asked. 29 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:08,210 Pays $100. 30 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:12,450 $100. 31 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,210 Really? 32 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:21,130 Look, I don't want to judge my little copycat buddy, but it feels a little 33 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,130 cheap. 34 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,110 Maybe a little disrespectful. 35 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:25,350 Hi. 36 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:26,970 Hi. 37 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:30,510 Oh, my God. 38 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,410 Oh, my God. 39 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,150 This is going to be a good day. 40 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:37,670 You have a really nice, kind face. 41 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:40,830 I've never heard that before. 42 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:44,670 I'm Joseph. 43 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,450 Your name's Joseph? 44 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,990 Okay, uh, my name's Joseph. 45 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:54,030 Are you serious? 46 00:05:55,110 --> 00:06:02,110 This is... Uh, twinsies? I mean... Get out of the car. 47 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,150 Come here. Oh, okay. 48 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,900 Great. What's next, Joseph? 49 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:09,660 I feel like we should do this right now because at the end of the day, it's 50 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,660 going to be totally normal. 51 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,280 Oh, trust me. 52 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,180 It's not going to be weird at all. 53 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,900 But that's all I get. I don't think so. Come on. Give me a good one. 54 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:26,640 Come on in. You're in the bathroom. 55 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,480 Already? 56 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:30,660 Huh? 57 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,340 You're in the bathroom. 58 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,120 I know this isn't supposed to be a shot -for -shot remake, but is he really 59 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,760 going to skip the whole My Life setup? 60 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,580 It's an important scene. 61 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 What? Huh? 62 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,400 I'm sorry, I can't understand you. 63 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,300 Did you hear anything that I just said? 64 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,160 Should I start over? 65 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:36,400 I'm just a cameraman, but... 66 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,350 Was what you're trying to tell me important? 67 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:40,610 Yeah. 68 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:46,750 Yeah, and you might have been wiser to do this dialogue in a place that's a 69 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:51,590 little quieter. I need you to fill me for my unborn son so that in case I die. 70 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:54,570 The volume's great. It's just the intelligibility. 71 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:57,350 Like, the tub, it's just very loud. 72 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,920 When I was a little boy, my mom would give me tubby. 73 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,800 It's my favorite time of the day. 74 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,400 We called it tubby time. 75 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,720 Yeah. 76 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:19,660 I'm familiar. 77 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,960 I love a tubby. 78 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Let's do it. 79 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,450 Camper places the nest. 80 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,450 You doing okay? 81 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,710 Yeah. 82 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,610 Could be a lot better. 83 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,360 I'll be striptease. 84 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,220 Come on, magic bike. Let's booty blow, sis. Boom. 85 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,680 Wow. 86 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,440 Boo -boo on the board. 87 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,000 Boo -boo in the tub. 88 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,960 All right, Mr. Joseph, I am rolling. 89 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:28,080 I've got a nice shot with two candles, but there's also this tighter shot with 90 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,340 just one candle. 91 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,680 A tighter shot? 92 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,740 Yeah. Good. Okay. 93 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,260 Last thing. 94 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:42,460 You don't happen to have a different color washcloth. If you had like a burnt 95 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:46,080 orange or something. If you don't mind, could you just stick to the filming and 96 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,080 let me stay? 97 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,840 Now, peace. 98 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,840 Absolutely. You know what? You're totally right. I'm sorry. 99 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,240 You're the boss. 100 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:54,900 I'm here to support. 101 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:56,700 Okay. Go ahead. 102 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:11,150 You were lamenting that this was a sad scene and that tubby time should be fun 103 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,730 and not sad. Right. Thanks. 104 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:16,510 Wait, did I say that part already? Did I already say that? 105 00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:18,530 Yeah. 106 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:22,390 Of course you did. How would I know what you said if you hadn't already said it? 107 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:25,650 Right. 108 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:30,270 And then you said something about ending it and, I don't know, something about 109 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:31,270 killing yourself, I think. 110 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,380 Do you think about suicide a lot? Would you please stop it? I'm sorry. I'm 111 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,100 sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. Go ahead. 112 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,400 Please. 113 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,940 Ruining it. Hold your nose like that. 114 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:17,540 Still, though. 115 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,340 Pretty good at holding your breath. 116 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,690 really milking it going for that Oscar. 117 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:36,210 Look, I'm sorry I tried to drown you, 118 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:42,770 okay? I just... You said you wanted to end it, and... I don't know, I just... I 119 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,770 thought I was helping. 120 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:50,030 This may sound strange, but even though we just met, I consider you a new 121 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,030 friend. Whoa! 122 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,840 Major deja vu. Did you feel that? 123 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,220 No. Yes. 124 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,500 Yes. Two friends. New friends. 125 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,940 Having a drink. Some whiskeys or maybe some tea. 126 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,780 And maybe one of the drinks has been tampered with. 127 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,760 It's from like a viral video or like a movie or something, right? 128 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,860 I don't know. Princess Bride! 129 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,680 Inconceivable! 130 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:18,780 The game of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink. 131 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,140 Iogaine powder. 132 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,500 I'd stake my life on it. 133 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:26,680 Prince Humperdinck, am I right? Oh, my God. Chris Sarandon, one of the best 134 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,060 comedic performances of the 80s. He's supposed to be this, like, evil villain, 135 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,060 but he's really this, like, total loser. It's so funny. 136 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,860 Anyway, this is going to be our game. 137 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,420 One good drink. 138 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 One bad drink. 139 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,720 You decide. 140 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:45,020 Look, man, we're supposed to be filming a video for my un... Uh, hello. What do 141 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,020 you think we're doing? 142 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,800 Say hi, buddy. 143 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,750 Hello, little buddy. 144 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,630 Playing a fun little drinking game with your dear old dad. 145 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,430 So fun. 146 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,550 So fun. 147 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:57,950 I don't understand. 148 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,210 What's the game? 149 00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:00,650 Okay. All right. 150 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,270 Maybe you're going to need a little hint. 151 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,110 That was a good one. 152 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:12,410 This is the bad one. 153 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:14,690 What do you do? 154 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,659 Drink beer. 155 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,660 What do you do? 156 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,040 I don't know. What do I do? 157 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:29,440 Well, you could end it like you were talking about in the bathroom or make it 158 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,380 exciting. You could try to force me to drink it. 159 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:36,740 A little scuffle ensues, you know? But look, this is your movie. You're the 160 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,080 director. I'm just the cameraman. 161 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800 Gotta make a choice. 162 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,680 You want to win the game? Gotta do something. 163 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:56,620 Okay. All right. Well, you win the game. 164 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,700 Congratulations. 165 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,460 I drank the powder. 166 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,060 You're a very strange person. Did you know that? 167 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,580 That tastes weird. 168 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,780 Yeah. 169 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,340 Do you... 170 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:21,020 Realize what you've just done to yourself with their little game. 171 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:27,080 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? 172 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:36,080 Do it to... Who I'm... You're funny. 173 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,060 Oh, it is a good day. 174 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:18,110 I probably guessed by now that you answered the wrong ad today, buddy. 175 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:22,730 This is the end of your road. 176 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:30,110 But, hey, I don't want you to feel bad about yourself, okay? 177 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:35,190 You were up against a very formidable foe. 178 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,650 I learned from the best. 179 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,010 The best of the best. Do you want to see? 180 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,990 Okay, I found this on the dark web a couple years ago. 181 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:55,010 Oh, he blurred out his face and his voice. But look, yeah. 182 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,710 Look. 183 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,970 He's the best. 184 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,530 The best to ever play the game. 185 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,030 I may not be. 186 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:16,340 As good as him yet, but... I'm getting better every day. Oh, no, no one's going 187 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,320 to help you. No one's going to save you, okay? 188 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 What? 189 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 Fine, 190 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,320 fine, fine. But if you scream, I'm going to bury this axe in your face, okay? 191 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,580 Okay. 192 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,940 Oh, okay. Thank you so much. Okay. 193 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,220 Quick confession. 194 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,200 I lied. It's not just one thing. It's two things. 195 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,790 Actually, two things and a question, so it's technically... Okay, just move it 196 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:46,810 along. Okay, first thing, you didn't trick me. I voluntarily drank the drink. 197 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:51,370 That was a wild choice. Second thing, that mask you're wearing, it's really 198 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:55,390 janky. I think you need to consider more carefully the brands you love and how 199 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,390 you represent them. 200 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:59,270 You really are a strange person. Third thing, 201 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,630 were you in the Boy Scouts? 202 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,990 Yeah. I thought so, because these Nazis hide. 203 00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:08,690 They're really good. 204 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:10,710 But they're not great. 205 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,910 You didn't make it all the way to Eagle Scout, did you? 206 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:19,810 It's okay, I guess. But sometimes going all the way matters. 207 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:26,170 Sometimes that final knot makes a big difference. 208 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:32,270 Sometimes it's the difference between life and death. 209 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:33,830 Buddy, you're not going to talk to me. 210 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,360 Hey, if I ask you a question, will you answer me honestly? 211 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,760 When you saw that axe back at the house, was there a small part of you that 212 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,880 thought I might kill you with it? 213 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,340 No, no, no. 214 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,440 There's a check in your boot, Aaron. 215 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,020 How did you know that? 216 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,000 Hello, my name is Beachbody. 217 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,220 Did you see the film? 218 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:04,920 I didn't have to see it. 219 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,920 I lived it! 220 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,010 Hold it right there. 221 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,590 You know who I am. 222 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,010 You know what happens if you run. 223 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:19,650 Come on, let's talk this out. 224 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,149 Come on. 225 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,150 Take a seat. 226 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,610 Okay. 227 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,350 Good boy. 228 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:37,730 Now listen, I was really excited to meet you. I have very high hopes. I thought 229 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,490 maybe we could even team up. 230 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:44,030 I don't want to be just Daryl Hall when we could be Hall and Oates. That way no 231 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,030 one has to die. 232 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,350 I'm trying. No, listen. 233 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,230 The problem is you're not very good at your job. 234 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,710 I try very hard at my job. Don't tell me you're trying. You're just not trying 235 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:56,830 hard enough. But the good news is there's hope. 236 00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,410 Okay? 237 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:04,250 Remember in the late 50s, there was a mediocre cover band out of Liverpool 238 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,830 called the Quarrymen. 239 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,120 They didn't become the Beatles until somebody took a shot on them. 240 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,860 I want to take that shot on you. 241 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,940 You pity me. I don't. Yes, you do. Well, maybe a little. You drank the poison 242 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,920 last night. Well, I wanted you to feel you were doing well. 243 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,600 You let me tie you up. I am not left -handed. I am pathetic. 244 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,680 I got nothing to offer. Don't you dare say that. 245 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,700 Every human being has something to offer. 246 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,900 There's something you could do right now that would be unforgettable. 247 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:43,900 You just have to be brutally, painfully 248 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:48,740 honest with yourself. 249 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:05,240 Oh, he's got something. 250 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,530 He's got something. 251 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,890 Oh, wow. 252 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,830 Okay, here he comes. 253 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,650 This is original.